Screwed
Up
I
caught you with your finger up your nose at the traffic
light
Somehow I thought that wasn't right --So I told you so
I caught mom sleeping with her barber, and her name is
Leah
Even though I think she is a dear- I'd rather mom date
Lo---is
You see that I'm just as screwed up as you are and you
are
and you are just as messed up as I am, and I am
I'm just as messed in the head as you
And it's more than true
You're as screwed up as I'm as messed up
As you are, and you are as me too
My
first date was a guy named Joe but what I didn't know
That he'd leave me there--to meet a guy named Greg
For years guys I'd date would marry... and never ever
tarry
He'd wed the girl before me.. was it me or the keg?
You
see that I'm just as screwed up as you are and you are
and you are just as messed up as I am, and I am
I'm in the shrinks as much as you
I've seen you there, that was you
You're as screwed up as I'm as messed up
As you are, and you are as me too
You
think you're perfect with that fancy car or the million
bucks
But your girlfriends say you're a bad well-- whom I to
say?
I'm pretending there's a tv host who is asking what to
do
when visting me in studio, whatdya mean it's a dream,
eh?
You
see that I'm just as screwed up as you are and you are
and you are just as messed up as I am, and I am
I'm just as messed in the head as you
And it's more than true
You're as screwed up as I'm as messed up
As you are, and you are as me too
© 2006 Cathe Jones